Ben Gadient 1982 - 2000
Written by Dan Serafin
It is my sad duty in accordance with the state of Minnesota to inform you that a one Ben Gadient has died at the same time as the beloved Col. Klink. Ben died under circumstances, which I can honestly say I had nothing to do with. All I can say about Ben was his life was like his basement, it was never finished. Ben had a certain Gadient wit about him that was both charming and annoying at the same time. But that is what we will all remember the most about Ben. He could really annoy the piss out of someone but still get them to lone him money. I could talk all day about his flaws. I would like to take this time to briefly recap this mans short life history in the hopes he will not haunt me for the rest of my life.
It all started in the year of 1982 on May 12. His parents were Mike and Mary Jo Gadient and had six brothers and sisters. He lived in Apple Valley in a house next to Andrea Renzs. Andrea creeped me out. Later on he moved to his house in Burnsville. For as long as I can remember that house has been under construction. I guess an answering machine is the last thing they're putting in.
