I need a tiny digital camera to take along with me on my bike rides. Compared to Minnesota, Sonoma County, CA has many more insane things happening out in the middle of nowhere. These things need to be documented! Today I saw a cow orgy out on a farm. There must been a dozen cows all trying to mount each other. A daisy chain of beef and milk. I also spotted what appeared to be the real life Cat-in-Hat stumbling around drunk with his bicycle about 20 miles from civilization. It was a man dressed like he was a city-goer in early 18th century America. Wire rimmed glasses, buckled shoes, jacked up pants, coat-tails and a vest. And a giant red and white striped hat. I actually thought he was a figment of my imagination. But then I remembered I was in California.
I bonked 3 and half hours into my ride today. I managed to ride through the dizziness until I located a jumbo sized Snickers bar at a gas station. 540 calories of peanut and chocolate sugary-ness. I thought it would satisfy my hunger (much like the slogan proposed) but within 5 minutes I was starving again. So I crawled home with visions of burritos in my head. And now my stomach hurts from aforementioned burrito.
