Start with a city located along the ocean at an elevation below sea-level, add a disastrous hurricane and mix with above-ground cemeteries housing 200-plus years of corpses. The result; an an abnormal count of floating dead bodies.
The flooding in the wake of Hurricane Katrina has become an unpleasant scene of horror for the residents of New Orleans. It isn't fun to see your dead, bloated neighbor face down in the water. It is even less fun seeing your dead, bloated, rotted (seaworthy) grandma who has been cooking in a mausoleum for 20 years.
The folks down south have been through some rough shit the past week. Enduring rioting, raping, pillaging, with thousands of people being forced into refuge, awaiting five days for delayed federal aid - because, according to Kanye West, "George Bush doesn't care about black people!"
Well duh, Kanye - that's why he got voted into office. I think he hates brown people too. Or any skin color a shade darker than cream. But I digress.
For every negative there must be a positive. And that is...any necrophiliac living in the south-eastern region of the United States with access to scuba gear or a jet-ski is in cadaver ass-blasting heaven. I have no guilt in assuming that as I type this article, someone out in the "Big Easy" is loading corpses into the fish-hold tank on their boat for sole purpose of having sex with them.
Anyhow, in all this New Orleans-hurricane mayhem, the American media seems to have forgotten the thousand Iraqis that were trampled to death in Baghdad several days ago. It must be because they are brown.
Article was last edited on Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 4:22 PM
