Mark Cavendish on the Stage 5 Tour de France podium, in hysterical tears. He couldn't stop crying. Like an 8-year old who just got beat up on the playground. There was actual snot running down his nose alongside his tears. I can understand a little emotion on the podium at the biggest race in the world, but Cavendish was going into convulsions.
"He, he, he - - - to, to, took - - - m, my, my - - - lunch money...an, an, and - - - ca, ca, called - - - m, me - - - a a a - - - bay, bay, baby!"
Maybe he is rehashing the memories of being molested by ole' Uncle Alessandro Petacchi. Or he is trying really hard to market his book, Boy Racer.
Article was last edited on Tuesday, July 13th, 2010 @ 10:20 AM
